We bought the kids a delux broom today for upstairs where they live. Its red, and is the kind that has the dustpan attached to it. DE-lux!
We gave it to them and said, "Don't use it all in one place now!"
Everything really goes wrong in the most harmless way in every segment of my life. I use up twice the time and energy of normal humans to accomplish the most simple and mundane task. And yet, even though I spend twice the energy, I'm twice as big as a normal human. Its a symbol.
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